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		<title>The Newest Entreprenuer Is A Zoo Carpark Attendant</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[No too long ago I featured in our Top Screw-Ups # 2 the incredible story of the 'Entreprenuerial NewsPaper Delivery Man' who managed to  pull the wool over an entire towns eyes for some incredible length of time and illegally make quite a substantial income by selling them newspapers that he was stealing from the [...]]]></description>
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<p>No too long ago I featured in our <a href="http://dailyscrewups.com/weird-news/top-screw-ups/top-screw-ups-of-the-week-2" target="_blank"><strong>Top Screw-Ups # 2</strong></a> the incredible story of the <strong>'Entreprenuerial NewsPaper Delivery Man'</strong> who managed to  pull the wool over an entire towns eyes for some incredible length of time and illegally make quite a substantial income by selling them newspapers that he was stealing from the Express Times Boxes.</p>
<p>Now comes this rather amazing story about an <strong>Entreprenuerial CarPark <a class="zem_slink" title="Parking enforcement officer" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parking_enforcement_officer">Attendant</a></strong> - which I believe came from a report in the <a class="zem_slink" title="Bristol Evening Post" rel="homepage" href="http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk">Bristol Evening Post</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>It goes something like this:</p>
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<dt class="wp-caption-dt"><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:P3030027ParkingLot_wb.jpg"><img title="A parking lot with a diagonal parking pattern ..." src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/P3030027ParkingLot_wb.jpg/300px-P3030027ParkingLot_wb.jpg" alt="A parking lot with a diagonal parking pattern ..." width="214" height="160" /></a></dt>
<dd class="wp-caption-dd zemanta-img-attribution" style="font-size: 0.8em;">Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:P3030027ParkingLot_wb.jpg">Wikipedia</a></dd>
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<p>Outside <a class="zem_slink" title="Bristol Zoo" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=51.4633333333,-2.62222222222&amp;spn=0.01,0.01&amp;q=51.4633333333,-2.62222222222%20%28Bristol%20Zoo%29&amp;t=h">Bristol Zoo</a> is the <a class="zem_slink" title="Parking lot" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parking_lot">car park</a>, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches.</p>
<p>It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are £1. per car and £5. per coach.</p>
<p>On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking attendant.</p>
<p>The Council said "That car park is your responsibility." The Zoo said "The<br />
attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't he?" The Council said<br />
"What attendant?"</p>
<p>Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking daily the car park<br />
fees amounting to about £400. per day for the last 23 years...!</p>
<p>Total sum just short of £2.9 million.</p></blockquote>
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