cuckoo-clock

Girls Night Out

If this girls night out tale does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.

Anne went out for a night with the 'girls.' She told her husband that she would be home by midnight.  Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, Anne headed for home.

Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and ''cuckooed' 3 times. Quickly realizing her husband would probably wake up, Anne 'cuckooed' another 9 times.

She was pretty proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her husband. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning Anne's husband asked - 'What time did you get in'?  Anne replied 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, she thought,  got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When Anne asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit' - cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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