Funny Hindi SMS

by John Saxena

A funny Hindi SMS can be sent during any time of the day no matter what is the situation on the other part. You can send funny SMS as birthday SMS, wedding SMS or a sweet flirting SMS to your partner.  A funny SMS can be similar to an cute lovely  You can share the SMS with our friends, relatives and any other person to whom you love very much.

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Funny messages can be offensive sometimes hence they have to be sent with caution. They can bring a lot of fun in a group but they should be done within limits. Such SMS are common amongst the youth but it may not be among the older people, so be sure you are sending it a person who knows the funny aprt of the message.Be specific with your funny jokes, think twice before sending it to any new person.

You can easily get some good collection of funny Hindi SMS online where you can select the best one to send . When planning to ask a girl out, you can get rid of the pressure easily with the help of an funny SMS. You can also keep your relationship alive by exchanging funny SMS regularly as love messages.

Funny Hindi SMS jokes are meant for making people smile and send a sweet message.You can also send a funny message with a gift to your boss as long as you select an appropriate message that is not going to jeopardize the relationship between the two of you.

If you master the technique of sending cute lovely messages to your loved ones, you will be loved very much by all of them.

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Weirdest Stuff Found in Kids and  Pets Stomachs

Funny thing about kids and dogs - most of them will attempt to eat most things that are 'not on their plates - or in their bowls'!

I recall my mother recounting to others the many horror stories about her kids and the family dogs ... 'if you think your kids/dogs did something real stupid, just wait til I tell you what mine did.' The way she tells it -  if we could not make whatever it was disappear because  it would not fit up our noses,  we simply got rid of it by popping it straight into our mouths and swallowing!

For Kids : the Top 12 Things that are the hands down winners for 'Shoving Up Your Nose' are:

- buttons

- bottle-tops
- thimbles
- stones
- food
- dead flies and moths
- anything round
- anything square
- anything long
- anything short
- anything soft, hard or gooey
- anything new and never seen before

Dogs on the other hand thank heavens, are not properly equipped to 'shove stuff up their snouts' - but, some of them  are seriously challenged and  'dumb' when it comes to what they will 'eat'.

Now, I subscribe to the newsletter of wonderful vet Dr Andrew Jones who you can find here at Veterinary Secrets Revealed -  and what sparked this post today was what he sent to my in-box this week, an interesting article  titled - Top 10 weirdest items removed from pet's stomachs.

After reading Dr Andrew's newsletter and in-between the odd under the breath snigger,  I kind of felt that perhaps  two recent posts I wrote about 'Am I Ready To Have A Dog Or Cat' and 'Planning To Have Children? Then This Is A Test You Must Take' -  should absolutely have included a 'Glossary of  Unusual Nose and Stomach Foreign Objects' together with some instructions on what to do about them if they suddenly made their way up the noses or into the stomachs of a child or pet on your watch!

Anyway, here they are - Oh! and if you have any 'nose or stomach  foreign object stories' of your own, please, let's have them ...

For Dogs : The top twenty list in full is:

1. Ten-inch tent peg
2. Christmas decoration (star shaped)
3. Kitchen knife
4. Alphabet fridge magnets
5. Man's wig
6. Ann Summers underwear
7. Bell
8. Fishing hook
9. Socks
10. Rubber duck
11. Baby's dummy
12. Golf balls
13. Coins
14. Balloons
15. Metal ball from a computer mouse
16. Shoe laces
17. Power ball
18. Corn on the cob
19. Needle and thread
20. Box of chocolates

In closing,  let me say to all you adults reading this who are having a laugh or scoffing at the stupidity of kids and dogs - please, oh please take a quiet and private moment to reflect and remember some of the really 'dumb ass' things you have managed to do ... AS AN ADULT! .. LOL ...

Celebrate and Enjoy Life with ..  if not a Clear Conscience then at least ...  Clear Nasal Passages!!

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Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake Recipe

Yup, it’s nearly that time of the year… and now, it seems, is the time to start baking that special  cake.

This one never ceases to amuse me and make me laugh.  Every year it just gets better, either because the Vodka is being drunk a little faster or the Red Bull is a tad stronger than the year before....

Who knows...who cares...it is meant to put a smile on your face...reading it that is!

I guess if you actually cooked it and followed the recipe closely it would put a smile on your face as well..  Enjoy!!

This particular recipe is said to be a long-time favorite of someone’s grandmother.

Actually it is not so much the recipe as it is the ‘method’ that is famous and well known.

The Infamous 'Grandma's Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake' Recipe

Image by babe_kl via Flickr

INGREDIENTS

1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
4 large eggs
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 cups dried fruit
Lemon juice
Big Packet of Mixed Nuts
1 LARGE can of Red Bull
1 VERY LARGE bottle of Vodka

METHOD

Before commencing with any preparation, it is important to sample the Vodka to check two things:

a) the quality of the Vodka , and
b) the consistency of the Vodka.... so..1.  Take a large bowl, while doing so, check the Vodka and be sure it is of the highest quality by mixing one level cup of Vodka with a little Red Bull and drinking it quickly.

2.   Repeat step one above again.

3.   Turn on the electric mixer, beat one buttercup in a large fluffy bowl.

4.   Add one teeeespoon of sugar.  Beat again.

5.   Now a good idea is to make sure the Vodka is still ok, repeat Step 1.

6.   Flavor with Red Bull to taste. Drunk quakily.

9.   Try anotha cup – jump in a suitcase.

17. Turn the mixerer off.

54. Break two legs - add to bowl - chuck in big box of dried fruit.

12. Lay on fhloor, pick fruit up that missed.

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23. Mix on the turner.

35. If the fried root gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a drewscriver.

35. Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticitiy, flavor with a little Bed Rull.

35. Next, ssifffft two cups of salt.

17. Fhrow a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.

1.   Kick can around the kitchun, have shumbody mop the fhloor.

0.  Sheck the Vodka (shee steps 1 and 2).  Now, check yur nuts.

19. Now shift the lemon and strain yur nuts.

20. Add one table.

21. Add a shpoon of shugar or tea..or whatsh

ever you can find.

22. Grease tha oven.

47. Turn cake tin 360 degrees - no fall over.

64. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

50. Fhinally, throw the bowl out window, finish the Vodka

74. Lick the icing.

25. Kiss the dog.

'Cherry Xmisst!!!'

Celebrate Life with Mixed Nuts!!

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Dear Diary

I am told this is in fact going on in every country all round the world.  Which I guess gives me some comfort in the fact that it is not just me!

I have also noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away.

Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long  our street had become!

I am noticing more and more that people are less considerate now too, especially the young ones.  They all speak so softly, and darn it, they 'mumble'. Parents should teach their kids, oh and remember this themselves - SPEAK UP FOR HEAVENS SAKE, the rest of us are not lip readers!

I also think young people are much younger than I was at the same age.  On the other hand, I can't help noticing that people my own age are so much older than I am. When I ran in to Joyce, an old friend, the other day, oh my she had aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.

I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, when I glanced at my own reflection well, Yeeee Gads!! - REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

It seems to me that there are a lot of people around today who continue to drive way too close to me, I can see them in my rear view mirror, right up close and for heavens sake...WHY WAVE  AT ME? -  Do they really think I am going to wave back to a perfect stranger?

Clothing manufacturers are losing the plot these days as well. I mean what sort of people are they employing...perhaps they are illiterate, I mean why else would they be labeling size 10 or 12 dresses as 18 or 20?  Do they think no one notices?

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank.  Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial?  HA!  I would never let myself weigh that much!  Just who do these people think they're fooling?

Also something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were, as are the keys on my keyboard.

I'd like to call someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the phone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed phone books in such small type that you can barely see the names and numbers in there!

Anyway, I will close off this entry now because I am late for my Senior Cits Weekly Club Luncheon, it is at...oh my! ....See now there's another thing, people keep forgetting to tell me things, like where we are going.

Milly
October 200?.

Too, too funny

Celebrate Life - If You Can Remember To!

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This is just plain hilarious - do dogs go  to heaven?..personally I hope so!

As a chronic animal, in particular, dog lover, I would choose to believe (Oh, and I do) that all my beloved pooches have gone to heaven...well at least to 'doggy heaven'.

A friend sent me this amazing 'every picture tells a story' tale about two churches that face each other across a busy street.  They got locked into a debate on whether or not dogs go to heaven....

Here is the result of  this fabulously funny pictorial debate.  ...Enjoy!

Day 1 - Church 1

Day 1 - Church 2

Day 2 - Church 1

Day 2 - Church 2

Day 3 - Church 1

Day 3 - Church 2

Day 4 - Church 1

Day 4 - Church 2

Day 4 - The  'Final Word'

Oh No!  do you think they would dare start over again, this time about Rocks?  The mind boggles and I just love it.

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