Lorrette
Last Updated:: March 4, 2010
Dear Diary - New Car, Body or Perhaps New Doctor
Went for my annual check-up yesterday …
Funny thing I noticed, my doctor is looking a little older than I remember him since last year. Actually come to think of it I thought he looked a little old last year too! Such a shame, he was such a good looking man, men do not age as well as we do! … do they?
greypower
What really annoys me though is he keeps trying to make me look like the ‘old one’. Get this, yesterday he told me that I ...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: February 6, 2010
Here Is Why
Marriage Is Not For Wimps!
No need for me to use a lengthy introduction to this post ... it just plain speaks for itself.
Enjoy! ...
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Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I w...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: February 6, 2010
Cat's Got Your Teeth!
Friday's Laugh At Old Age List:
Time to have a good laugh at ourselves ... perhaps about where we are now - if we can still remember LOL! - or where we are headed - and, let's face it ... if we have not already, we are all going to grow old. Either way ... you will get a laugh! Enjoy!
Here are my TOP PICKS of some very, very funny stuff about ' aging' that I found this week while looking for something or other that I managed to mislay! LOL.
Seems there is a...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: February 5, 2010
Dear Diary
Dorrie is at it again, fiercely updating her diary. If you happened to read her two earlier entries titled - Dear Diary 'What Year Is It' - and Dear Diary 'Please Be Careful' and you enjoyed them, then you will just love this one - ...enjoy!!
Dear Diary,
Since my last two entries, moreover since writing that last entry about the 'strange old lady' who has moved into our house, lots and lots of other 'new things' have been going on.
Firstly Dear Diary ... a VIP note ... I really ...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: February 5, 2010
Maxine's Remedy ...
for a Worm Free Body
Aah, the inimitable Maxine, I truly believe she must be related to Dorrie our Daily Screw-Ups 'Dear Diary' writer. This is a hoot! Enjoy!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
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