Fat Al Gore Loses More Ground
by Nui Big Kahuna

Madonna, a big believer in climate change, is suing her Manhattan cooperative because they aren't liking her plan to extend her small apartment from 6000 square feet to 12,000 square feet by acquiring the next unit next door. Now the actual size of this Material Girl's pad is thrice the pad I have, and contains a hair or beauty salon and a gym. Though she didn't mention on what she intended to do on her newly acquired space, but I'm pretty sure, it won't be a library.

Unless, she will put all her own literary masterpieces in there, and a coffee table book or more.

She might need the space for special activities or things like Kaballah water and red strings, the things that a credible spiritualist can't live without these days.

Obviously, she won't be wasting the big space with a wide big screen television as she doesn't allow her kids watch TV as she believes that television retards the brain development. It can't either be a corner for a Christmas tree since she and her husband stopped celebrating Christmas together. As a result, the Holiday has rather become imbued with much more meaning.

Maybe she doesn't know that having a half a billion dollars can make your everyday a Christmas.

If she will give up shopping every day, I might start to believe that there was something inside that empty head.

The Trumpster by the way is selling his pent house for $34 million dollars, without the need of renovations, and I heard with an excellent security.

Speaking of which, no matter how big or tiny your house is, security is important.

One of the best things to do is get cameras installed so you always know what's going on when you're gone.

In case Al Gore breaks into your home to take all the stuff that cause global warming, get a (http://www.bigkahunasurveillance.com)  security surveillance camera.

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