Written by Lorrette
Last Updated:: July 6, 2010
Mark A Cella - The Greatest Man To Have
Ever Lived
by Mark A Cella
I only met Mark A Cella once and this is what i discovered...
On Careers: Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, and then don't do that thing.
On Rollerblading: Uh NO.
On Life: It's never to early to start beefing up your obituary.
On the Two-Party System: The after party is the one you want to attend.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken.
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
If he were to give you directions, you'd nev...
Written by Lorrette
Last Updated:: July 24, 2009
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Kevin / KRudd fans.
Not really knowing what a KRudd fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Billy in the front row.
The teacher asked Billy why he has decided to be different.
'Because I'm not a KRudd fan?'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a KRudd fan?'
'Because I'm a Liberal.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal.
Billy proudly answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If ...
Written by Lorrette
Last Updated:: May 10, 2009
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