HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of  men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba, Bertha,  Duke,  Slim & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Image by louisa_catlover via Flickr Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to te...

I guess it had to happen. A guy has taken the time to sit and write all these 'Mens Rules'  down for us ladies to read and understand...so I am told. We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view, he says. Finally, the guys' side of the story is now out in the open for all women to read - (I must admit, it's pretty funny) The rules as presented to me from the male point of view are listed below, and have all been numbered ‘#1’.  I am told this has been done on purpose. Image via Wikipedia These are their Mens Rules - 2009 Edition! 1.   Men are NOT mind readers. –...

Deep down inside every women (or just about) there is an 'evil twin' just waiting for an opportunity to get 'the perfect revenge' and wreak havoc or at the very least -  leaving behind a memorable 'something they will never forget you by'. The wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen this new bride's excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the 'absolute perfect dress'  and figured she would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! Image by a shadow of my future self via Flickr A week later, our bride-to-be is horrified to learn that...

7 Funny Baby Onesies Sayings by Jenny Funny things exist in this world that make it a little better place. Babies are definitely on the list of things that bring more joy to the world. Personally, I love see a baby wearing a funny baby onesie. Image via Wikipedia Below are seven cute baby onesie sayings that make me laugh. To fully enjoy these sayings, try visualizing a cute baby you know wearing them. #7 "No Mistletoe needed." This one is really funny around the holidays. Let's admit it, most baby's probably get kissed more than they would like. #6 "Milk Tester." Baby's are connoisse...