I have a dog his name is Max and he is a lovable and 'slightly overweight' Border Collie - this must mean, according to this article, that as his owner I have a problem due to his 'slightly over-weightness'.  Could it be that perhaps he is overweight because he is older and not as active as he used to be (much like me)? Image via Wikipedia When I saw this articles it grabbed my interest because I am both a dog lover and dog owner - but it sort of made wonder...'What,  then is the owner personality type of a 'Daschund,  Chihuahua or Wolfhound? See what you think....! Forrest Gump sai...

Don't you just love animal humor, especially when it is served up to take the mickey out of us humanoids.  This little beauty about dogs and light bulbs found its way into my in-box and then just as quickly made its way onto this page. These classic and well thought out K9 responses are so well suited to each breed.  If you own any of the dogs mentioned below you will no doubt agree that yep, that about sounds like a '......' - enjoy. Oh, and if you have any animal tales of your own then share them. Send them in and we will feature them and you, if you wish, right here on Daily Screw-Ups. ...