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Dear Mr Rudd – Why Has Our Country Gone To Hell?

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Written by Lorrette 2 Comments
Last Updated:: January 11, 2010
Another KRudd funny from the Aussie Hall of Political Pain.. Bring 'em on guys you have been much too quiet of late. John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. Image by Getty Images via Daylife While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the d...

The Ant And The Grasshopper

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Written by Lorrette 31 Comments
Last Updated:: January 11, 2010
POLITICAL ANTS AND GRASSHOPPERS | Is There a Difference?? You know I was only just thinking to myself the other day that...the Aussies have been a little 'politically-comedically' quiet of late, and then..this one arrives. Funny!! I just love Aussie political humor it has a way of bringing the 'tall political poppy syndrome' down to a reasonable fits all kind of size. Well if you are not an Aussie you may well not know who some of the people mentioned are, but let me assure you of two things... 1.  It will make you giggle, and 2. There probably are exactly the same 'political personalities...

A Neat Little ‘KRudd’ (Kevin Rudd) Aussie Joke

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Written by Lorrette 6 Comments
Last Updated:: July 24, 2009
Image via Wikipedia A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Kevin / KRudd fans. Not really knowing what a KRudd fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Billy in the front row. The teacher asked Billy why he has decided to be different. 'Because I'm not a KRudd fan?' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a KRudd fan?' 'Because I'm a Liberal.' The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal. Billy proudly answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If ...

The Australian Stimulus (Stimuless) Payment :

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Written by Lorrette 2 Comments
Last Updated:: March 19, 2009
Important Information on the Australian Stimulus ('Stimuless') Payment You have just got to love this stuff. 'Hey Australia are we going to help you out big time with our Stimulus Package?  you bet.'  Sounds almost erotic!! But, oh my!  our esteemed opposition leader Malcolm Turnbull still has his doubts about the value of Mr Rudd's $42billion package. Image by pierre pouliquin via Flickr 'Our Prime Minister has thrown all the conventional rules of economics and financial management out of the proverbial window' he lamented. In true Aussie style though,  someone found the humor ...

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