I have never been a fan of planes of any make, size or description.  I am one of those debilitated and fearful flyers that clings to the person or people in the seat either side of me.  I breathe in,  and do not breathe out until I start turning blue! I can find, and will use, any excuse not to fly - In Short....'I Do Not Do Planes' When I read this article by Kerry Smith it certainly made me chuckle but....with the advent of having to fly wearing an adult diaper..well, I am even more convinced that my choice to 'Be Afraid...and Stay Very Afraid' is so right when when it comes to flying. ...