I have an absolute penchant for 'true life' screw-ups, and never more so than when they come packaged in letters and emails. If you have been following Daily Screw-Ups for a while you will no doubt remember the hilarious Bricklayer's Accident Report, The Hilarious and Infamous Flexi Wings Letter and Hell Explained. Now. this one today is a classic and just too funny.  It is an amusing email communication saga about the renewal of a Gym Membership.  Without a doubt, this communication between ...

Image by nestor galina via Flickr From one smart woman to another - this is what the subject heading was on an email I received earlier today. Girls, this one deserves to be said and read.  I have made no changes, I have just put it down word for word as I received it. Hear, Hear..Madam whomever you are, I applaud and support your thinking.... Now read and enjoy........ Recently, in a large  French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. ...

Oh yes I have been there. I believed them when they said ‘Come, Join XYZ Gym and You Too Can Hit The Beach in a Skimpy Bikini This Summer’. Everyone was all smiles, friendly, understanding and so, so helpful when I joined. But after 3 months of sweating it out a couple of times a week and really not a whole lot of difference,  I complained to my instructor Glen. 'When it comes right down to it, how you work out is very important' – says Glen the Gym Instructor. Image via Wikipedia ...