Lorrette
Last Updated:: February 6, 2010
Here Is Why
Marriage Is Not For Wimps!
No need for me to use a lengthy introduction to this post ... it just plain speaks for itself.
Enjoy! ...
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Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I w...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: February 5, 2010
Maxine's Remedy ...
for a Worm Free Body
Aah, the inimitable Maxine, I truly believe she must be related to Dorrie our Daily Screw-Ups 'Dear Diary' writer. This is a hoot! Enjoy!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
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Lorrette
Last Updated:: January 22, 2010
Dear Diary...
You may remember an earlier post of mine titled - Dear Diary note 'What Year Is It' - well if you enjoyed that you will just love this one - LOL..what a hoot...enjoy!!
I really must make this note to let everyone know that they should 'please be careful'. One can't be too suspicious of strangers.
I would also suggest that after they have read this note that they arm themselves with an umbrella, walking stick or some such other form of defence against this menace - and..
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Lorrette
Last Updated:: January 11, 2010
Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day
Now is this true? I don't honestly know, but after reading it I found myself certainly hoping it was true.
I am sure there have been times in most of our lives when a decision drawn down by some Judge or Magistrate has been enough to make you want to scream...but this guy, you have got to love.
If this is true and you did in fact say this, then you sir have my vote and congratulations...enjoy!
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easte...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: January 11, 2010
Another KRudd funny from the Aussie Hall of Political Pain..
Bring 'em on guys you have been much too quiet of late.
John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
Image by Getty Images via Daylife
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes hi...