Lorrette
Last Updated:: March 4, 2010
Have Mouth Will Eat - Top 10 Weirdest Items Found in Pet's Stomachs
Funny thing about kids and dogs - most of them will attempt to eat most things that are 'not on their plates - or in their bowls'!
I recall my mother recounting to others the many horror stories about her kids and the family dogs ... 'if you think your kids/dogs did something real stupid, just wait til I tell you what mine did.' The way she tells it - if we could not make whatever it was disappear because it would not fit u...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: February 6, 2010
Kids Thoughts On 'The Sea' -
BRILLIANT ! Pure Gold
I have no doubt that you would agree that the honesty and candid communication that children offer up is by far the most pure form of enjoyment and entertainment.
Before we get to the original point of this post, please indulge me by allowing me to share with you this most funny of tales about how a particular child 'Really Saw His Dad'!
During my early years as a Shopping Centre Marketing Manager, I launched a fathers day 'draw and color-...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: November 24, 2009
Mothers and Just Exactly Why Did God Make Them
Earlier this year, I wrote a post about 'What Do Real Mothers Do? - which served to make us laugh as we read about the quirky but endearing way 'we mothers' are perceived. Again, and straight out of the mouths of babes, we have another! Now that we know 'what it is we do and who we really are' - it seems the latest question about us 'mums' is........ 'Why Did God Make Mothers??"
I took the opportunity to ask my grand daughter exactly that quest...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: November 3, 2009
Just recently I wrote a humorous post about Kids And What They Say About The Bible.
As always, kids never let us down when it comes to sharing their sheer honest opinion, which this post about Funny Things Kids Say in Church certainly bears out.
Image by babasteve via Flickr
Enjoy, this will put a smile on your face!
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worr...
Lorrette
Last Updated:: October 30, 2009
Childbirth vs Circumcision
During the 20th century, more than 120 million foreskins were severed from American penises. Of course these days there is a marked movement to render obsolete this archaic 'male genital mutilation'.
Briefly, on the subject of Childbirth, our dear mothers told us that this was ultimate womanhood and, that it was going to be, among other things, a pain we would soon forget.
Some of us girls were fortunate enough in the 1960/1970's (I am talking baby boomer crowd he...