Are Women Naturally Attracted to Funny Guys?

by Maxwell Durden

Are women naturally attracted to funny guys? To guys that watch as women repeatedly completely fall for guys who make them laugh, it will certainly seem this way. Even So, there is more to the picture than what is apparent.

We've all heard of flirting, but let me tell you what flirting really is. Flirting is simply the union of humor and seduction, and it is the true key to making women want you.

Why is flirting such a vital part of your interactions with women?

Never forget that flirting is the be-all and end-all of your interaction with a women. Without flirting, you are lost.
I'll come back to that in a bit, but first allow me to explain why just being a funny guy isn't enough to attract women. At least, not in the way that you want to attract them.

Sure, a woman may enjoy a good sense of humor, but that doesn't mean that she is feeling any closer to the funny guy. If you make a women laugh outside of the context of flirting, then you will just make her your friend.

On the other hand, attempting to flirt with a woman in a non funny way is equally self-defeating. If you come on too strong to a woman without mixing humor into your approach, then you risk appearing threatening to her.

This is where it gets hard for most men. You have to learn to make it obvious that you are interested in a woman in a romantic or physical way without scaring her off. It definitely takes practice, but it is something that can be mastered by any man. And you know what? Learning how to do this is a lot of fun!

Most men fully realize that humor plays an important role in having positive interactions with women. However, what most men miss is that humor must be delivered a certain way. Most guys never dream in a million years that there is a right and a wrong way to use humor.

Buffoons are not attractive to good looking girls.

There are no more secrets. It is not humor that attracts girls. Humor is a major factor, but it is not the last word.
Flirtatious humor is the tried and true way to appeal to and seduce more women.

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The Story of 900 Cats and Oxygen Therapy

by: Shafin de Zane, CHT, MH, MNLP

A DOCTOR from Maryland, USA sued KFC for using a cooking oil that contains high levels of trans fat. The retired physician Dr Arthur Hoyte says "If I had known that KFC uses an unnatural frying oil, and that their food was so high in trans fat, I would have reconsidered my choices".

I find this seriously funny! How can a medical practitioner honestly think that KFC was good for him even when he was licking his chicken greased transfat covered fingers??? Or the slimy shiny grease you see when you separate the parts of the chicken, break the biscuits, or anything else served at KFC? Or... from the grease dripping on his napkins... or, from the oily layers of fat coating his fingers???

Incredibly, this lawsuit comes from a physician. How do you pass medical school without having the common sense to know that something with so much fat and oil can't be good for you? It boggles my mind!

But it also illustrates beautifully how we are eating whatever rubbish the food industry is creating for us without pausing for a second to wonder whether its good for us or not. And its not only us the "lay people" who are confused, look at the darkness our friendly doctors are in... How inspiring!

Now there is a reason why our beloved doctors are totally so ignorant about so many obvious things. Take for example the obesity problem and other weight related diseases (blocked artery, hypertension, bone problems, diabetes etc). How come we hear so little about the ill effects of these junk fast food? Yeah I know, they told you to avoid fried food. But how come most people don't pay attention?

Here is why... the trillions of dollars worth food industry employs some of the most brilliant minds to study consumer psychology and what makes you buy. The advertisements, celebrity endorsements, discounts, movies that feature a particular product etc are all designed to make you do one thing: Buy their burgers / chicken / whatever else.

Believe me when I say this, these food companies and their marketing people know about hypnosis and compounding and neuro linguistic programming. They know how to show you the same advert over and over and over again to program it inside of your brain.  So the next time you feel hungry in a shopping mall, you aren't going to go to the little shop selling fresh fruits and juices, you are going to go join the queue on McDonalds. It just makes "perfect sense" at the time doesn't it? Who wants a banana anyway?

Here is a little scarier side to all this...

The simplest rule of marketing is this: Find more buyers, sell them more products, make them buy more often. Got that?

More buyers, more products, more often!

Good. Now lets play a game: pretend that you are a board member of a large pharmaceutical company. When it is time to allocate funds for research and development, following the rules of marketing, for which area would you allocate more funds? Drugs that you need to take once and it cures you forever? Or drugs that you need to regularly take to keep you functional? THINK!

Here is the answer: Over 80% of all medical research world wide is done on maintenance drugs (drugs that treat the symptom of a disease rather than cure the disease itself).

Interesting isn't it?

Now any chance you are beginning to get a hunch about who else benefits from this massive bombardment of marketing messages of the food industry? I guess I'll leave it to you to figure out.

Back to the original issue, the reason doctors have no idea about so many obvious things is mostly because they are too busy to learn anything other than what is supplied to them from the pharmaceutical companies. (By the way, we the consumers are not the target customer of the pharmaceutical companies, it's the doctors. They spend most of their marketing investments on doctors who in turn prescribe their medicines to YOU and ME. And for all medicines bought by YOU and ME, the doctor gets a commission. Don't believe me? Ask your doctor.) The pharmaceutical companies educate the doctors through their sales people (attractive women usually) who give commissions to the doctors and staff, send invitations to expensive dinner and cocktail parties where they learn more about the "break through new medicines".

That is why we still know only about chemotherapy for cancer treatment, while there is a huge range of alternative, inexpensive natural cures like this: http://tinyurl.com/natural-cancer-treatment

These cures are not only disregarded by the medical industry, it's also labeled as dangerous! And we, YOU and ME, believe that it's all true. How can we not? The doctor said it!

Anyway, I'll finish my angry ramble by telling you about the 900 cats experiment. It will show you (if you choose to believe) how we are killing ourselves everyday... both individually and as a species.

Many years ago Dr. Francis M. Pottenger, while working at his father's sanatorium for the treatment of human tuberculosis patients in Monrovia, California, conducted what became known as the Pottenger cat study.

The experiment included 900 cats over four generations and was well documented by Dr. Pottenger. The cats were divided into five groups. All the groups were supplied the same basic minimal diet, but the major portion of the diets was varied. Two of the groups were fed whole foods (raw milk and meat - real foods for cats). The other three groups were given processed and cooked foods including pasteurized, evaporated and condensed milk.

All four generations of the raw meat and raw milk groups remained healthy throughout their normal life spans.

The first generation of all three cooked food groups developed diseases and illnesses near the end of their lives.

The second generation of all three cooked food groups developed diseases and illnesses in the middle of their lives.

The third generation of all three cooked food groups developed diseases and illnesses in the beginning of their lives and many died before six months of age.

And here is the best one! There was no fourth generation in any of the three cooked food groups. Either the third generation parents were sterile or the fourth generation cats were dead before birth!

Does this give you an understanding of why so many children are now developing cancer? Why we have such a huge obese population around the world? Why heart diseases increasing every year? Why so many young men and women are dying of coronary blockages?

The findings were supervised by Dr. Pottenger along with Dr. Alvin Foord, professor of pathology at the University of Southern California and pathologist at the Huntington Memorial Hospital in Pasadena.

Regarding applying his results to human nutrition, Dr. Pottenger said, "While no attempt will be made to correlate the changes in the animals studied with malformations found in humans, the similarity is so obvious that parallel pictures will suggest themselves."

Unfortunately, there is no similar experiment in medical literature for humans.

Now as you read this, you are probably wondering what are you supposed to do? Eat raw meat? No, not really. You don't have to take it to an extreme if you don't want to. There is however a lot of choices once you make a decision that you are not going to serve as a hypnotized lab rat for the multi trillion dollar food industry and medical industry and the not to mention the dairy industry (which not only enjoys the blessings of doctors and health practitioners, but mothers and grannies and so on). Once you make that decision to believe what you just read, you will see the options.

If you are serious about creating better health and taking control of your life, here is an incredible resource for you and your family: simple oxygen therapy! Dr Cavanaugh's book One Minute Cure is my personal favorite on this subject. It shows how this simple, inexpensive, easy to conduct therapy can virtually cure all diseases and keep you healthy for life!

You can get it here: http://tinyurl.com/oxygen-therapy

By the way, if you think all that you have just read are some new radical discoveries, let me assure you its not. World wide people are waking up and understanding more and more the ill effects of processed foods, dairy goods, junk fast food, different medical drugs and therapy. Now whether you are going to wake up and see the truth or not is your choice, but let me assure you that your decision will affect you, your children, your grandchildren, and their children (if they at all survive).

Invest on the most valuable asset in your life: Yourself!

I wish you a healthy, happy, drug free, transfat free, chemical free, KFC free, fulfilling and prosperous day!

Shafin

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Shafin de Zane, CHT, MH, MNLP
Hypnotherapist, Author, Spiritual Coach
www.redefineyourreality.com

PS: If you want to take a look at the news clip about the KFC lawsuit and have a laugh go to one of these links below:

http://health.dailynewscentral.com/content/view/0002310/41/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5084768.stm

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21 Questions To Ask A Guy

by David Web

Questions are the most amazingly simple things that we can come up with when we want to learn about someone else.

Dale Carnegie in his timeless bestselling book,  "How to win friends and influence people" talks about the power of asking interesting questions to show that we are interested in connecting with someone else.

You've probably been to a party and you have been the one asking the questions and doing most of the listening? If you have you will probably attest that the other person thought that the conversation was quite interesting - funny that!
You probably did less that twenty percent of the speaking but you got 100% of the credit!

If you are a guy and ask careful questions from a lady, you will often find yourself jumping to last-base, thus saving yourself a lot of legwork trying to build rapport with her. Asking questions and listening is one of the most naturally flattering things you can do to anyone.

If you are a lady and want to stroke a guy's ego and make him feel good then ask lots of interesting questions and then listen to the answers. You will have the guy on a string from there on!

Despite the ego-stroking that can happen, if you ask and listen there is also a genuine side to the picture as well.
Because people who're genuinely interested in someone else, are the people who are always popular and well liked. Faking interest is the worst thing you can do. And at the end of the day, if you are not a natural listener then put yourself to the test and practice. You will start to learn SO much about so many things and you will discover parts of people that are just SO interesting to learn about.

Here's 21 questions to ask a guy or girl to get conversation moving along. They have been written from a female perspective, however just switch them around if you are a guy and want to use them. If nothing else it will get you thinking about your own questions - which are always better.

Here are 21 questions to ask a guy or a girl

1. If you're a waiter and one of your customers was rude, would you spill food accidentally on them or worst still spit in their soup?

2. What is you all time favorite movie and why?

3. If you had the chance to choose 5 people to invite to dinner - real of fictional - who would you invite and why?

4. If you could become the invisible man, where would you go and what would you do when you got there?

5. If someone was to make a comedy movie about just one part of your life, which part would they script and what would be written?

6. What was your most favourite television character when you were a child? What did you like about them and why?

7. If there was something that you missed doing in this lifetime what was it?

8. What's the funniest experience in your whole entire life?

9. Have you ever gone on a date with someone who is so much taller or smaller than you, and if so how did you get on kissing?

10. How old were you when you had your first proper date?
Did you get to kiss them and if so was it a French kiss?

11. What's the most horrible lie you have ever told someone in your life? Where you caught out and who was it that you told it to?

12. If you were suddenly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?

13. If you do not like someone what do you normally do, show it or hide it and why?

14. Which do you prefer the most in a woman - intelligence, a good body or good looks?

And now let's get a little more risqu! Obviously you would have had a few drinks before asking some of these questions!

15. Have you ever been caught with your pants down in a public place - if so what were you doing?

16. What's the difference between making love and having sex for you and which do you prefer?

17. If you could suddenly change the age you lost your virginity, would you?

18. What's your biggest sexual 'turn-ons' and 'turn-offs'?

19. Were you ever unfaithful with your partner? If so did they find out and if so what did they do?

20. Has anyone ever caught you masturbating? If they did what did you do and who was it?

21. Have you ever had sex with more than one woman at a time?

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Nessie Of New York : by LJ James

Ronky The Monster Of Lake Ronkonkoma New York

It was a Sunday in Summer of 2009 went I first saw Ronky with my own eyes. I had heard stories of Ronky here and there, They had come to me in Whispers really.The History of Ronky has been a well kept secret for Hundreds maybe Thousands of years. I had spent weeks watching this lake in Lake Ronkonkoma on Long Island in New York State. This day I was driving around going past one of the many Parks and Beaches around the lake. While I was going North on Lake Shore Road I saw something in the water out of the corner of my eye, but after weeks of watching this lake I thought it was just someone out on another blow up raft and didn't really think much of it !

As I was passing the Dinning Hall "Windows on the Lake"
there is an opening where Guests can get a good look at the lake. I looked over and I saw what I had though to be a raft a few seconds before was the creature. I though to myself this could just be another hoax! After years of searches and hunts leading to nothing but dead ends I was not going to get my hopes up to fast. I slowed down and watched as the Creature swam around the lake enjoying itself! I was a little scared but at the same time I could not stop myself from smiling thinking this was really it!

I drove around the lake following along with "Ronky" at some point I pulled into a parking lot and walked onto one of the beaches. I slowly got my Camera out fearing as soon as I went to take the picture the creature would disappear. I snapped a shot, checked it in the review mode of the Camera and I could not believe I had captured a perfect shot of the Creature that no one could dispute the authenticity of !
When I looked back at the Lake Ronky was gone.

Over the next few days I carefully started asking the locals in the area if they had ever seen something weird in the Lake? It seems that to everyone in Lake Ronkonkoma Ronky is well known. He is not a myth or urban legend here. He is just another Member of the Village! I have been told there are two Differences between Nessie in Scotland's Loch ness and Ronky in New York's Lake Ronkonkoma. One Ronky is real and Two Ronky is protected by the Locals and his name is not defiled for tourist money.

There are many stories of Ronky that go back Hundreds of years. The one I found most interesting was a story that happened about 15 years ago. It seems there was an expedition sent to look into and map the depths and some underwater streams under Lake Ronkonkoma. This expedition never happened. The Official Story given was the expedition ran out of Money and was going to come back when they got more funds. I was told by an old time resident that wishes her Identity to remain a secret that the real story is a group called the "Keepers of the Lake" told the expiation in no uncertain terms it would be in their best interested for them to leave and not come back!!!

The people of Lake Ronkonkoma have kept this Monster Ronky loved and Protected for many years! I respect and sympathize with them,but I have spent my adult life and most of my families fortune searching for a creature like Ronky.This is my job and I must share this with the world. I have received many threats not to print this story! I have posted it here to go out to these newsgroups if I do not reset the settings at least once a week. If you are reading this there is a good chance something has happened to me. Please do not let what I have spent my life hunting for go unheard of ! Ronky is there in that Lake!

By Lawrence Jamison http://www.lakeronkonkomacivic.org

Lawrence Jamison has been seeking out
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Dear Diary - New Car, Body or Perhaps New Doctor

Went for my annual check-up yesterday …

Funny thing I noticed, my doctor is looking a little older than I remember him since last year.  Actually come to think of it I thought he looked a little old last year too!  Such a shame, he was such a good looking man, men do not age as well as we do!  … do they?

greypower

What really annoys me though is he keeps trying to make me look like the ‘old one’. Get this,  yesterday he told me that I am now at the age where my bones are more brittle so I should 'stay off tables' … ! Oh, and he also said I should be wearing more comfortable ‘sensible’ shoes.  I told him to back off my shoes already - I like my stilettos, and I only wobble after a few bubblys, other than that I am quite stable on them.

You know Dear Diary, I find myself wondering just when exactly was it that my arrival at the surgery for my annual check-up suddenly became an embarrassing annual ordeal.

First up, I do not like the new, fresh out of school 'I know nothing yet' staff that they employ down at the surgery nowadays. No people skills, no idea who I AM!  Average age is what, maybe 18.  You know, when the other gals were there, when I walked into the surgery they would wave and merrily chirp ‘Hi ya Dorrie – how are ya, hey wow don’t you look fit, you been working out?”

Nowadays, those young ones greet me with “Hello Dorrieeeee, Oh my, hang on a sec you don't want to get your dress caught in the door now, do you?” … or, “Careful weeee don’t want to trip on that step now do we”, or worse still and loud enough so everyone in a 10 mile radius can hear – “You just relax Dorrie dear, when doctor is ready for you one of us will help you onto the examination couch!”

I mean come on!! But, Dear Diary to really add fuel to the fire, yesterday one of these bright young whipper-snappers gleefully handed me a note and announced so that all in the surgery could hear …

“Dorrie, this is too funny, we thought of you as soon as we read it and just knew you would enjoy it. Oh please let me read it out so everyone can have a laugh!

Diary Note: Grrrrr! That girl, what’s her name … whatever, I won’t be taking her any home-made fudge this year – or hang on a bit maybe I will …Mmmm!

Anyway Dear Diary off she went – I could not believe my ears, it did not sound a bit like me, sounded more like Ann, Cate or Jo, or hey! it was just totally Alma … NOT ME!

Anyway here is what she read out …

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, it is around about now I would seriously be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and on top of all that …my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, one points up and the other is out to side somewhere and it's getting especially hard to see things up close.

Then there is my traction - it is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even on the best of surfaces and in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me forever to reach my maximum speed – and it seems, my fuel rate now burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Now where is my Fudge Recipe?

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