Aah, the marvelous minds of children, and the things they say!!

I recall many years  ago enjoying a show where kids were interviewed and asked to give their opinion on various subjects.

Their answers were pretty funny and at times, depending on the subject, downright embarrassing for some of the respective parents.

The following answers were given by some Elementary School kids when questioned about the Old and New Testament and are just too funny.

These answers were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected - any spelling errors have been left in.

A 1: In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.

A2: Adam and Eve were created from an Apple Tree.  Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built an Ark and the animals came in pears.

A3: Lot's wife was a Pillar of  Salt during the day but a Ball of Fire during the night.

A4: The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with Unsympathetic Genitals.

A5: Samson slayed the Philistines with the Axe of the Apostles.

A6: Moses led the Jews to the red sea where they made Unleavened Bread which is bread made without any ingredients.

A7: The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.

A8: The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

A9: The Seventh Commandment is Thou Shalt Not Admit Adultery.

A10: Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

A11: David was a Hebrew King who was skilled at playing the Lair.  He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical Times.

A12: Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

A13: When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus she sang the Magna Carta.

A14: Jesus was born because Mary had an Immaculate Contraption.

A15: It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

A16: The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 Decibels.

A17: The Epistels were the wives of the Apostles.

A18: One of the Oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a Taximan.

A19: St Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached Holy Acrimony which is another name for marriage.

A20: Christians have only one spouse.  This is called Monotony.

God does have a sense of humor

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