HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour.
- Image by louisa_catlover via Flickr
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
LOL ...Celebrate Ingenuity!!
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Haha! This gave me a good laugh. The good news about this security system is that you don’t have to remember any sort of PIN or to turn the alarm on/off when entering or leaving the house.
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Hi James
LOL … very true, no pins to remember and hey it does not need electricity to run it either!!
Celebrate …Cheap!!
Lorrette
Haha, wow, that is a great idea! Thanks for the hilarious post!
Hi Michael – pleased it gave you a chuckle! I gave the idea 10 for ‘hilarious initiative’ … LOL!
Cheers
Lorrette
Installing a home security system will protect your home and family. Louisa Other
For your home and office security protection, the IP camera offer network functionality can be remote monitoring from any time at anywhere.
Or get 3 big letters and put them on your picture window NRA
LOL ..cute!