Grandma’s Favorite Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake Recipe
Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake Recipe
Yup, it’s nearly that time of the year… and now, it seems, is the time to start baking that special cake.
This one never ceases to amuse me and make me laugh. Every year it just gets better, either because the Vodka is being drunk a little faster or the Red Bull is a tad stronger than the year before....
Who knows...who cares...it is meant to put a smile on your face...reading it that is!
I guess if you actually cooked it and followed the recipe closely it would put a smile on your face as well.. Enjoy!!
This particular recipe is said to be a long-time favorite of someone’s grandmother.
Actually it is not so much the recipe as it is the ‘method’ that is famous and well known.
The Infamous 'Grandma's Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake' Recipe
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INGREDIENTS
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
4 large eggs
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 cups dried fruit
Lemon juice
Big Packet of Mixed Nuts
1 LARGE can of Red Bull
1 VERY LARGE bottle of VodkaMETHOD
Before commencing with any preparation, it is important to sample the Vodka to check two things:
a) the quality of the Vodka , and
b) the consistency of the Vodka.... so..1. Take a large bowl, while doing so, check the Vodka and be sure it is of the highest quality by mixing one level cup of Vodka with a little Red Bull and drinking it quickly.2. Repeat step one above again.
3. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one buttercup in a large fluffy bowl.
4. Add one teeeespoon of sugar. Beat again.
5. Now a good idea is to make sure the Vodka is still ok, repeat Step 1.
6. Flavor with Red Bull to taste. Drunk quakily.
9. Try anotha cup – jump in a suitcase.
17. Turn the mixerer off.
54. Break two legs - add to bowl - chuck in big box of dried fruit.
12. Lay on fhloor, pick fruit up that missed.
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23. Mix on the turner.
35. If the fried root gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a drewscriver.
35. Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticitiy, flavor with a little Bed Rull.
35. Next, ssifffft two cups of salt.
17. Fhrow a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
1. Kick can around the kitchun, have shumbody mop the fhloor.
0. Sheck the Vodka (shee steps 1 and 2). Now, check yur nuts.
19. Now shift the lemon and strain yur nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar or tea..or whatsh
ever you can find.
22. Grease tha oven.
47. Turn cake tin 360 degrees - no fall over.
64. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
50. Fhinally, throw the bowl out window, finish the Vodka
74. Lick the icing.
25. Kiss the dog.
'Cherry Xmisst!!!'
Celebrate Life with Mixed Nuts!!
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Doesn’t sound like a recipe the kids should be helping on this one.
Food Novice´s last blog ..Dreyer’s Girl Scout Samoas Cookie Ice Cream
You re spot on there!!! LOL
looks very tasty. Soon I will tell my mother to make this cake. thank you lady
If your Mother does make one, let us know if you enjoyed it!!
I think this cake would be a dream for my sister, she loves her vodka, red bull lol!
Shelley @ Scrao Car London´s last blog ..Reasons to scrap your car in London
Hi Shelley
Great to hear, let us know if she tries it … and then when she has ..let us know how she rates it!! LOL – after she gets over the hangover that is …LOL
Cheers
Lorrette
How original. I never would have thought of using redbull in a recipe. I hope it doesn’t make the kids too hyper!
Ten to a penny it not only makes kids hper, this recipe I reckon would make someone on valium hyper!! LOL>>
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Lorrette
amazing recipe.well you are right you post makes us smile because this is the first time i am reading recipe like this.seriously great post.enjoyed it a lot.
Aah Monika! nice to hear from you again. But careful if you are serious about the recipe, there is more danger in following it than there is in eating the finished cake once it is baked.
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Lorrette
Looks delicious. I will try it as soon as possible.
LOL..let me know how you go…Seems anyone who makes this cake in strict accordance with the recipe could well end up with a headache amongst other things.
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Lorrette
It’s looks like the cake in the vampire show, Trueblood. I remember, sookie was eating the last cake that his grandmother bake before she died. And Sookie was crying while eating the cake, it really looks like that one. I love cake, and if I could get one of that, much better.
ah but yummier I’ll bet!!
Yummy! I’ll definitely try making this. Thanks for sharing.
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Well hello again. If you do make it, let me know how it turns out.
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Lorrette
Beautiful looking texture, I am going to try it out tonight but with the addition of hot custard over the top! Hope to get through some more of your recipes later.
Good Luck – understanding the method might be a wee problem…yeah?
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Lorrette
Ooh making this might make my family visits a bit more fun.
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Certainly could ramp things up a notch!!
Celebrate Life
Lorrette