Grandma’s Favorite Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake Recipe
Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake Recipe
Yup, it’s nearly that time of the year… and now, it seems, is the time to start baking that special cake.
This one never ceases to amuse me and make me laugh. Every year it just gets better, either because the Vodka is being drunk a little faster or the Red Bull is a tad stronger than the year before....
Who knows...who cares...it is meant to put a smile on your face...reading it that is!
I guess if you actually cooked it and followed the recipe closely it would put a smile on your face as well.. Enjoy!!
This particular recipe is said to be a long-time favorite of someone’s grandmother.
Actually it is not so much the recipe as it is the ‘method’ that is famous and well known.
The Infamous 'Grandma's Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake' Recipe
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INGREDIENTS
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
4 large eggs
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 cups dried fruit
Lemon juice
Big Packet of Mixed Nuts
1 LARGE can of Red Bull
1 VERY LARGE bottle of VodkaMETHOD
Before commencing with any preparation, it is important to sample the Vodka to check two things:
a) the quality of the Vodka , and
b) the consistency of the Vodka.... so..1. Take a large bowl, while doing so, check the Vodka and be sure it is of the highest quality by mixing one level cup of Vodka with a little Red Bull and drinking it quickly.2. Repeat step one above again.
3. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one buttercup in a large fluffy bowl.
4. Add one teeeespoon of sugar. Beat again.
5. Now a good idea is to make sure the Vodka is still ok, repeat Step 1.
6. Flavor with Red Bull to taste. Drunk quakily.
9. Try anotha cup – jump in a suitcase.
17. Turn the mixerer off.
54. Break two legs - add to bowl - chuck in big box of dried fruit.
12. Lay on fhloor, pick fruit up that missed.
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23. Mix on the turner.
35. If the fried root gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a drewscriver.
35. Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticitiy, flavor with a little Bed Rull.
35. Next, ssifffft two cups of salt.
17. Fhrow a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
1. Kick can around the kitchun, have shumbody mop the fhloor.
0. Sheck the Vodka (shee steps 1 and 2). Now, check yur nuts.
19. Now shift the lemon and strain yur nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar or tea..or whatsh
ever you can find.
22. Grease tha oven.
47. Turn cake tin 360 degrees - no fall over.
64. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
50. Fhinally, throw the bowl out window, finish the Vodka
74. Lick the icing.
25. Kiss the dog.
'Cherry Xmisst!!!'
Celebrate Life with Mixed Nuts!!
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This recipe is quiet interesting. Soon I will try.
Mrs Annam Senthil Kumar´s last blog ..VEGETABLE PULAO
Good luck and let us know how you go!
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Lorrette
Jush watned to let yyyyyou know that i tierd this reshipe. One of mine farvotes. I tri to make it at leasht evry week or so.
U rly don’t need te ReD BULL though – it jusst keeps you awake and thennn you stay up leaving wired blog commmments alla nite.
Claire@Grandmother Gift´s last blog ..Exterior Accents Coupon- Save 10 on Entire Order
LOL! Hey thanks for the laugh Claire .. very clever! Great comment …
Celebrate Life with Red Bull … in a cake … somewhere!
Lorrette
This Vodka and Red Bull Xmas Cake is so delicious. I wanted to try this out and bake it on my birthday. I never tried baking cake using Red Bull drink.
Good luck with it Jenny, let us know how it turns out!!
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Lorrette
Hi there,
I would like to know can I change vodka to anything that not alcohol? I don’t want to get drunk =)
regards
Guess you could change it to anything at all – let us know if you try it!
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Lorrette
haha ONE LARGE bottle of vodka, this sounds great will have to try it
LOL! yep you have to figure that!
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Lorrette
“50. Fhinally, throw the bowl out window, finish the Vodka” —> LOL @ this. This post is so hilarious.
LOL … luv it!! Visit us again soon
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Lorrette
LOL @ 1 VERY LARGE bottle of Vodka. The recipe probably needs a VERY LARGE bottle of Vodka because the one making it or the ones watching will probably drink the vodka before it’s mixed with the other ingredients.
Hey Crissy – LOL! you have got that right!
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Lorrette
Reading this gave me the hangover. It would be a thrill to try this “recipe” though. It’s a Christmas cake recipe anyway — ’tis the season to be jolly, and have fun all the way!
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LOL! Rhea – well if you do get around to baking one, let us know the result … taste wise and hangover wise!!
Celebrate Life ….
Lorrette
This recipe is interesting. Red Bull and Vodka. Do you get drunk eating this? lol
Hey there Sandra … you kinda have to think it might LOL!
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Lorrette
This looks delicious! I hope I can follow the recipe and make this and put a smile on everyone’s face
Hi Sara
I have had a few readers say that – let me know how you go!! Might be a good idea to NOT eat and drive …LOL
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Lorrette
wow it seems a very delicious one i wish i could make such one dish my self.:)
If you do I would suggest you do not eat it all at once!
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Lorrette
LOL! This really made my day. I’m still laughing like crazy. You’re funnnyyy hehehe
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Hey Sam
Good one! pleased you enjoyed it!
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Lorrette
Doesn’t sound like a recipe the kids should be helping on this one.
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You re spot on there!!! LOL
looks very tasty. Soon I will tell my mother to make this cake. thank you lady
If your Mother does make one, let us know if you enjoyed it!!
I think this cake would be a dream for my sister, she loves her vodka, red bull lol!
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Hi Shelley
Great to hear, let us know if she tries it … and then when she has ..let us know how she rates it!! LOL – after she gets over the hangover that is …LOL
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Lorrette
How original. I never would have thought of using redbull in a recipe. I hope it doesn’t make the kids too hyper!
Ten to a penny it not only makes kids hper, this recipe I reckon would make someone on valium hyper!! LOL>>
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Lorrette
amazing recipe.well you are right you post makes us smile because this is the first time i am reading recipe like this.seriously great post.enjoyed it a lot.
Aah Monika! nice to hear from you again. But careful if you are serious about the recipe, there is more danger in following it than there is in eating the finished cake once it is baked.
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Lorrette
Looks delicious. I will try it as soon as possible.
LOL..let me know how you go…Seems anyone who makes this cake in strict accordance with the recipe could well end up with a headache amongst other things.
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Lorrette
It’s looks like the cake in the vampire show, Trueblood. I remember, sookie was eating the last cake that his grandmother bake before she died. And Sookie was crying while eating the cake, it really looks like that one. I love cake, and if I could get one of that, much better.
ah but yummier I’ll bet!!
Yummy! I’ll definitely try making this. Thanks for sharing.
Teena@Brisbane Hotels´s last blog ..Brisbane Nightlife
Well hello again. If you do make it, let me know how it turns out.
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Lorrette
Beautiful looking texture, I am going to try it out tonight but with the addition of hot custard over the top! Hope to get through some more of your recipes later.
Good Luck – understanding the method might be a wee problem…yeah?
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Lorrette
Ooh making this might make my family visits a bit more fun.
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Certainly could ramp things up a notch!!
Celebrate Life
Lorrette