Men, Their Dogs And………Women?
What Is It About Men and Their Dogs!!
Ok, so hold it right there fellas.....this could work equally well for us gals too!
After reading this you could be forgiven for thinking that there is something a little deeper, if not a tad sinister in the phrase... 'mans best friend'
Being a chronic dog lover, after having a giggle at this, I had no trouble forgiving dogs for their actions......as for the guys..well..!!!!!!!!
Dogs from a Man's Perspective:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog"??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
and last, but not least:
15.If you locked your wife and your dog in the boot of your car, when you open it - who do you think will be the happiest to see you?
Celebrate Life with a Cat, a Dog and Guy who knows his place!
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This post certainly put a smile on my face this morning! The amount of truth in it certainly made me laugh!
I would be interested to hear/read more posts like these. Just makes the day that little bit more fun!
Great post. Look forward to reading more like this.
Glad it made you smile
Cheers
Lorrette
This post certainly made me laugh. Namely because of the level of truth in it. In fairness in spite of all these things i would still have my current fiancee over any dog, despite of all those things that she might nag me about and dislike as pointed out in this post.
Great post, certainly enjoyed and will definitely be shared amongst my friends.
Glad to hear it! You sounds like someone who knows where the ‘power lies’
Cheers
Lorrette
Haha these are classic. I really like number nine. Damn girls always come up with the craziest what if questions. Whether it’s about getting a new one after they died or something like what would you do if I and typically there is no right answer.
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Well seems you really did enjoy the post – and yes the ‘what if’ lists from us gals does seem prevalent! LOL
Thanks for visiting.
Celebrate Life
Lorrette
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Cheers
Lorrette