Mothers and Just Exactly Why Did God Make Them

Earlier this year, I wrote a post about 'What Do Real Mothers Do? - which  served to make us laugh as we read about the quirky but endearing way 'we mothers' are perceived. Again, and straight out of the mouths of babes, we have another! Now that we know 'what it is we do and who we really are' -   it seems the latest question about us 'mums' is........ 'Why Did God Make Mothers??"

I took the opportunity to ask my grand daughter exactly that question ...'why did God make Mothers' and her response was...

'To teach me and Daddy how to not mess up the house when it is clean'

Well, hate to say it and to have to tell you girls, but it seems our image and life purpose are in need of some good old fashioned 'awareness branding' overhauling...

No doubt these 'deep thought provoking' insights about why we are here will put a smile on your face, certainly worked for me....enjoy!!

Why did God make mothers?

• She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.

• Mostly to clean the house.

• To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

• He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

• Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring...

• God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?

• God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

• They had to get their start from mens' bones.  Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum?

• We’re related.

• God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s Mums like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mum?

• My Mum has always been my Mum and none of that other stuff.

• I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

• They say she used to be nice.

What did Mum need to know about Dad before she married him?

• His last name.

• She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?  Does he get drunk on beer?

• Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mum marry your Dad?

• My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot.

• She got too old to do anything else with him.

• My Grandma says that Mum didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?

• Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such an idiot.

• Mum..You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed..

• I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What’s the difference between Mums & Dads?

• Mums work at work and work at home and Dads just go to work at work.

• Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

• Dads are taller & stronger, but Mums have all the real power ‘cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.

• Mums have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mum do in her spare time?

• Mothers don’t have spare time.

• To hear her talk, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mum perfect?

• On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

• You know her hair. I'd die it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?

• She has this weird thing about me keeping my  room clean. I'd get rid of that.

• I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

Celebrate Life and Mums, and Life and Mums, and Life and.....!!!

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