Funny Things Kids Say In Church!
Just recently I wrote a humorous post about Kids And What They Say About The Bible.
As always, kids never let us down when it comes to sharing their sheer honest opinion, which this post about Funny Things Kids Say in Church certainly bears out.
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Enjoy, this will put a smile on your face!
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied..
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
After reading these, if you think God does not have a sense of humor....think again!!
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Laughing together is a way to connect, and a good sense of humor also can make kids smarter, healthier, and better able to cope with challenges.
Right on dlf … right on!
There are some great comments here. What I find interesting is when we are not trying to be funny we can say some of the funniest things! There are plenty of professional comedians out there who would fail to get a laugh if they made up these things!
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Too true Ruth – and thank you!
Cheers
Lorrette
I’m laughing out loud now. Your post is really funny.
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That’s the idea … so pleased you enjoyed it!!
Keep Smiling!
Lorrette
It is nice to see them especially those kids praising to God, because they are the closest to God according to Christian religion.I have a question? To those kids committed a crime if put them into religious acts instead to put them in jailed or in rehabilitations.
Hi Lorrette! Such an amusing post. Kids are indeed hilarious beings! They are living proofs that God has an amazing sense of humor, and that the world should continue to love and nourish children as unique individuals.
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I could not agree more – and yes I too believe that God has a sense humor, he must have, after all he created us and look at some of the funny stuff we get up to!
Cheers
Lorrette
Why should we be silent in church, because others are sleeping! LOL This is so true and so funny. We should not sleep in church, we’re setting bad examples to children.
Yep certainly seems that way -but nevertheless Susie it is still funny!
Lorrette
I agree that the beauty of kids is the humor in their honesty. Them being so honest in their innocent remarks makes it more humorous.
Yes, thanks Sandra it certainly does!
Cheers
Lorrette
This is really funny. Sometimes kids say the most amazing things.
Terry you are so right – the beauty of kids is the humor in their honesty don’t you think?
Take care
Lorrette
Kids can be so funny! I loved reading your post.
Last week, at our Sunday family luncheon, my brother proudly asked his four-year-old daughter to say grace. He added, beaming, “Mikee knows how to say the Prayer Before Meals now.” Naturally, all eyes turned expectantly on the little girl. Her face flashed a succession of unreadable expressions … until, finally, she blurted out in a quivering voice, her eyes glancing questioningly at her dad, ” … Grace …?” Apparently, she was taught that it was called “Prayer Before Meals” and not “Grace.”
We took turns cuddling her
LOL … what a wonderful story, I can quite understand why everyone wanted to give her a hug … how enchantingly precious an answer she gave!! Thank you so much Sabrina for sharing this delightful tale with us here.
Celebrate Life …. and smile!
Lorrette
Kids do say the funniest things especially when you are not expecting it. I love the first comment “Harold is His name”. It must be hard to know what to do at such a time. Are you compelled to laugh or do you look the other way?
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Good question there Julie … I must say over the years with my own kids I have had to fight back laughing out loud on more than one occasion.
Cheers
Lorrette
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Hi Sheila
Thanks, so pleased you got a laugh out of it – they never fail to make me smile no matter how many times I read them. Thank you for the link and yes I did visit and read your post. I took the opportunity to leave a comment for you. Wonderful post Sheila! thanks.
Celebrate Life
Lorrette
thanks admin for approving my comment well i love kids very much and i think everyone like kids.really appreciate your work.keep it up.
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These really very funny paragraphs. Such content make me laugh.
kids are the best creation of God.how innocent they are.well like your post.it is very funny.
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How truly right you are, kids are a special and precious gift – and for my money….from the things they say and do, they prove time and again that God has an excellent sense of humor!!
Cheers
Lorrette
Kids are to be loved. They do these kind of funny things. Nice post
haha those were pretty funny. enjoyed it, post more!
Hi Kaja
Thanks, great that it got you laughing, and you can bet on the fact that there will be more coming. Visit us again, there is always some new ‘fun’ thing going on somewhere in the world that I manage to find out about. BTW, I loved your site..left a comment for you too!!!!
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Lorrette
I’m having fun reading this post. What I like most is this:
“‘And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.’”
I just don’t know how to react.. I just can’t stop laughing…
Yes I know what you mean – I could not quite make up my mind which one of them was a favorite, but that one definitely stood out. I just love the perception of children, most times their honestly will put a smile on your face…ready or not!!
Cheers Lorrette
The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there’s a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!
Well thank you kindly! Your positive feedback is very much appreciated.
Cheers
Lorrette
Really have fun to read this these are facts that prove god also have a humor within himself.