Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Seems like the guys have been really busy this week. What with providing us with their Mens Rules - 2009 Edition, then giving us an insight into a Deeply Profound Discussion.
Come to think of it these two favorite musings from men were right out of the box too and very funny The Handy Hangover Hint and the Colonoscopy Procedure Humor.
And, now bless them... they have given us these 'Amazingly Simple Home Remedies' - Wow! I don't know what you will think of them, but aside from some of then bordering on sheer madness, they will no doubt help to put a huge smile on your face and give you a giggle....enjoy!!

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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables - get someone else to hold them while you do the chopping.
2. Avoid arguments with the wife about lifting the toilet seat - just use the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Important Medical Tip: Remember to use a timer.4. Having trouble waking up and getting out of bed in the morning?
Solution: A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.5. Do you have a bad cough that is irritating you and everyone around you? -
Solution: Take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough. Works for me!6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD -40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct Tape.7. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
8. Professional DIY Tip: If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
A Man's Profound Daily Thought:
Some people are like slinkies;
Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
So sisters, should we be grateful for these profound and useful musing for the home or rather for the 'quirky Daily Thought'?...Mmmm!
Celebrate them anyway!!..Why Not

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