Funny Sayings to add Spice and Humor to your Birthday
Funny Sayings to add Spice and Humor to your Birthday
by Manish Kapoor
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A Birthday is one of the most significant occasions of everyones life. It is the day of celebration and party. On this day, friends and family get together to wish birthday boy/girl because she/he is going into a new year. Everyone wishes them Success and happiness for the coming years.
A Birthday is personal occasion of celebration and everyone eagerly waits for his/her birthday.
It is the day when a person gets a lot of attention. Everyone wants to make him/her feel special. Everyone expresses his good wishes with different methods. Some people give gifts and others express their wishes via Birthday Cards. If one is using Birthday Cards, then they should insert some Funny Sayings to bring a smile to the birthday persons face.
Here are some of the Best Funny Birthday Sayings:
1. When I was born I was so surprised I didnt talk for a year and a half." ----Gracie Allen
2. Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
3. You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." John P. Grier
4. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. " John Glenn
5. "I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ---- Phyllis Diller
6. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
7. Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
8. Be thankful your birthday comes juts once a year Think how old you would be if it came every month.
9. About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. ---Gloria Pitzer
10. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
11. Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
12. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
13. "Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen
14. Growing old is like being increasingly penalised for a crime you haven't committed. ~ Anthony Powell
15. Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. ---Billie Burke
16. My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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Thank you
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We hand out birthday cards at work on a monthly basis, sometimes it is tough to come up with short but laughable sayings. I am glad to see you sayings and a few of them will be making it on a birthday card or two.
Duane@Boys1stBirthdaySupplies´s last blog ..Boy or Girl 1st Birthday Supplies
At work we are giving out birthday cards to co-workers on a monthly basis. It is tough to come up with simple yet laughable comments. Going through these comments here really made me giggle and some will be finding their way onto co-workers birthday cards real soon. Thanks for the great sayings.
Duane@Boys 1st Birthday Supplies´s last blog ..Boy or Girl 1st Birthday Supplies
Hi Duane
Pleasure is ours, let us know if you come up with any new ones. Thanks for visiting.
Cheers
Lorrette
That’s a great list you have provided, here is one to add, it is my favorite quote about age and is from Oscar Wilde
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life’s tragedy.”
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I know this one well, it is an oldie but aah, certainly a goodie, thanks so much for sharing it with us.
Celebrate Life
Lorrette
Oh these are great, I always find it hard choosing the right card so I can now buy blank cards and use some of these sayings! Thanks
Sid @ Scrap Car Maidstone´s last blog ..The Car Scrappage Scheme
Pleased they have been useful for you. Enjoy…
Lol, this list is pretty funny!
I love these quotes! I was looking for something to put on a birthday card for my friend who’s turning 40 and these are great!
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So pleased you enjoyed them and found them useful – thanks for visiting DSU – hope to see you again soon.
Noted down the sayings. Thanks! – Mike
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A pleasure Mike and please visit us again.
Cheers
Lorrette