Twenty Five Lines To Make You Smile
I believe anything that contributes to a smile or a giggle these days deserves to be recognised. Came across these Twenty Five Lines To Make You Smile yesterday - if you have any others leave a comment so that we can add them to the list. Enjoy....
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1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer with insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No-one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I'm not a complete idiot - - some of my parts are just missing.
9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
11. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
12. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
14. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
15. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
16. Procrastinate Now!
17. I Have a 'Degree in Liberal Arts'; Do you want fries with that?
18. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
19. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
20. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
21. Ham and eggs - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
22. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
23. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
24. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
25. 80% of success is 'just showing up'
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I agree with these phrases, but not all of it.
Hi Lorrette, thanks for making me smile:)Now I have learned how to make other smile too.
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Hi There Tamara
That is what Daily Screw-Ups is about … making people, smile, laugh, giggle and all that fabulous infectious happy stuff!!
Keep Smiling!
Lorrette
Haha, funny stuff. I definitely smiled
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Thanks Kaja – glad you got a laugh out of it.. All the very best for a great 2010!!
Take care
Happy New Year
Lorrette
Some said that “laughter is the best medicine…”
Smiling can calm you down and can remove all the stress that you take, but the most and the significant of smiling is you will not get look older…Am I right?…..LOL
I admire to those who are smiling always because they seem that they don’t have problems or I’ll say they can handle their problems…And smiling makes you think the right way or solutions on your problem…
Happy smiling!!!!!!
Valentine dinner, Valentine Decorations´s last blog ..Crafts Valentine
That is why I have this site, to me laughter first….everything else can wait..LOL
Celebrate Life and Laugh Till It Hurts
Lorrette
thanks for all the smiles
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A pleasure!!
I will pick no. 9 and 13. Great lines! Some of them bring smiles and we wonder how much this resembles to our current situation? It’s easy to smile if only we want to, sometimes even if you’re in the worst mood and you smile to no one but if boss calls you, you go and meet him with a full smile on your face. How quickly your brain adapts to the new situation is terrific!
You are so right about that. Sometimes it is hard to smile when all you want to do is scream and kick and great big hole in the world…but if you do smile, it certainly magically changes the moment for the better. Thank you for your thoughtful comment and for visiting us at DSU. Look forward to hearing from you again.
Celebrate Life…With a Great Big Smile!!
Lorrette