Adult Learning Centre For Men

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Last Updated:: May 4, 2009

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I just had to write this somewhat 'tongue in cheek' post.

Sorry guys....forgive me, I know some you do a better job than some of us women but....

I could not resist the comedic value about how 'some' of the guys in our lives constantly seem to need help with some of the simplest things in life and .....look what I found in my inbox - 'Adult Learning For Grown Men'.

Do you too have a man that just never lets up on you when you do something that he considers to be 'completely dumb mad' and 'Oh soooooooooo female'?

: Image by Kaptain Krispy Kreme via Flickr

What a pain! Ok, so while spring cleaning the garage, which by the way was way outside of 'mere males' scope of understanding...'No one spring cleans the garage' says he, - I managed to spill liquid nails on the floor.

We now have lots of little things 'stuck' all over the garage floor and MM ...well you kinda know where this going, right??

Not good...especially since he only discovered them after he had driven over them entering the garage.

So in celebration of 'some things dumb and annoying' that we gals do, enjoy this quirky one about guys...............

Adult Learning Centre For Grown Men

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and anything else within a 2 meter radius ? Group Practice
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.