7 Funny Baby Onesies Sayings
7 Funny Baby Onesies Sayings
by Jenny
Funny things exist in this world that make it a little better place. Babies are definitely on the list of things that bring more joy to the world. Personally, I love see a baby wearing a funny baby onesie.

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Below are seven cute baby onesie sayings that make me laugh.
To fully enjoy these sayings, try visualizing a cute baby you know wearing them.
#7 "No Mistletoe needed." This one is really funny around the holidays. Let's admit it, most baby's probably get kissed more than they would like.
#6 "Milk Tester." Baby's are connoisseur's of fine milk. They will let you know if the milk passed the test by either spitting it up or keeping it down. Poor little guys have to taste test a lot of milk.
#5 "The New Boss." Any parent who says this isn't true, is most likely lying to you. The good news is that the new boss is very cute and fun. The bad news is that he still whines a lot.
#4 "Poop Happens." Let me tell you, it happens a lot. At first changing my baby's diaper wasn't a huge deal, now I have to wear a mask.
#3 "No hair day." Hey, why not? They have a day for every other group that has something different about them.
#2 "Caution I bite." Most Mother's don't enjoy the fact that their baby bites. A baby onesie with this saying can serve as a reminder.
#1 "I love to boogie." Babies who like to be held by their Mother while dancing are adorable. Babies who eat their own boogies, not so much.
Hope you have enjoyed the quest to find the funniest baby onesies sayings out there. There are a lot of funny baby onesies sayings. Everyone has a different sense of humor and you could probably find some funnier sayings than these.
Think you have a funnier saying? Read the author box below to find out how to place your own saying, or one of these, on a baby onesie.
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This really is a wonderful collection of funny baby onesies and the saying or quotes with them are perfect. Especially I liked the picture. It is so adorable and cute.
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Hello Barry
Yeah … great picture I agree. Thank you for your feedback, for visiting and for your comment. BTW …I have passed your url on to my daughter who has a couple of little ones – we were only talking about diaper rash and how to treat it just the other day.
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Lorrette
I loved reading those baby quotes. Especially this one “most baby’s probably get kissed more than they would like.”
Hey Christopher
And, ain’t that probably the ever loving truth too!!
Cheers
Lorrette
You have great collection of funniest baby onesies there! I liked the most about “No Mistletoe needed” Indeed they get so many kisses and my niece loves to get kissed, but after a certain number of kisses, she runs away from grown up people. They are all so cute and lovable, who needs Mistletoe?
You said it…right there!! who needs mistletoe, I agree. There is nothing sweeter than the feel of a soft little cheek and truly loving hugs from a child. Your niece sounds very sweet. Thank you for your wonderful comment and positive feedback.
Celebrate Life With Hugs and Kisses
Lorrette
These are so adorable. I keep on smiling as I was reading your post. Thanks a lot for sharing them. Indeed, joy and happiness comes in small packages.
I am so pleased they have given you such a positive feeling and that they made you smile – that is what our site is all about, spreading smiles, big ones, across all of our readers faces. Thank you for visiting and for your valued feedback.
Celebrate Life – Smiling Broadly!!
Lorrette
As new grandparents, we are truly getting a kick out of buying whacky stuff for our new grandparents. I love these outfits! “Heart Breaker” “Hide Your Daughters”, “I Love (heart) Boobies”, etc. Too funny! Thanks for sharing these jewels.
Mark my hearty congratulations!! Sounds like you are having a load of fun – pleased the post gave you some ideas!
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Lorrette
Oh how cute! These funny baby onesies with sayings are so unique. I am going to be searching to see how many different ones I can find, because I would love to purchase these for my sister-n-law who just had an adorable little boy. She would so appreciate these, and they would definitely look adorable on him.
Hey Kimberley
They are pretty good – pleased you found them helpful. I loved the video on your site by the way…too cute!
Cheers
Lorrette
Nice one.I love your blog.If you want we can make link exchange.Just let me know.
Cheers!
Thanks for the great feedback and its nice to know you visited us.
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Lorrette
Those saying are really funny. Babiess are fun to be with especially when you see their smiles. Thanks for sharing this one.
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Hi Ryan
Thank you for your comment. Yes you are so right about babies and their most wonderful smiles. I have two adorable grandchildren who just have the most amazing ability to ’smile away all those annoying little things’ that don’t matter anyway.
Celebrate Life and Lots of Wonderful Baby Smiles
Lorrette
Entertaining post. I enjoyed reading it.
this line
““No hair day.” Hey, why not? They have a day for every other group that has something different about them”
Cracked me up! lol
Pleased you enjoyed it. Yep and I guess ‘No Hair Day’ can be celebrated by people of all ages!!
I was actually away working when my wife had our first child three weeks early. I received a text saying “YOU ARE NOW NUMBER 3 IN OUR HOUSE” – I totally relate to all the “onesies” above..

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LOL!! My husband saw your comment and roared with laughter – then he recalled how with the arrival of each child he was every so efficiently moved back another pace… to numbers 4, 5 then 6.
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Lorrette
Very good post, I totally agree with you and other people.
These are so adorable. I keep on smiling as I was reading your post. Thanks a lot for sharing them. Indeed, joy and happiness comes in small packages.
OHH Those are great! ^_^
Wow, great picture and you have a wonderful place thanks for the picture it reminds me of my little baby she is our miss world.
Thank you Miyaka, glad you like our site. Yes the baby is cute as a button – as no doubt is yours. Take care and visit again soon.
That picture posted above is beyond adorable. Is he wearing a puppy dog suit? The hat really makes the picture.
Hi Matthew – look I have to agree that is such a cute picture – no, it is not a suit but a puppy hat and what seems to be an overly large pullover. Thanks for visiting and commenting.
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