Why not mail a brick to a junk mailer today!

Does the gentle tinkling of  'devine karmic revenge' turn you on????

Like me you are probably sick to death of spam mail that stuffs up your in-box and direct junk (bulk) mail that stuffs up your post office box and home mail box.

If you are one of the millions of people out there 'not looking for cheap medications or seeking to have larger private parts', then you probably are seriously over it, and are looking for ways to block pesky unwanted emails and other junk mail.

#Suggestion:  Give spammers something to keep themselves busy .....

1.  Getting Spam Bully or a program that gets 'emailers' to verify that they are a real person and not a spam emailer. Once they do this, their emails will come through without any problem. And the Spammers?... well they just don’t have time to deal with this for each and every email they send out.

dear bulk mailer

2.  Why not mail a brick to a 'junk mailer' today!

Now if #2 has sparked your interest, appeals even just a little bit and you really feel you would enjoy a huge gutfull belly laugh at some junk mailers expense...then read on..

officeofstrategicinfluence.com will fulfill your twisted and  desperate sense of, and need for, junk mailer revenge and comeuppance.  How?.. you ask....

..by offering this hilarious collection of methods designed to not just tick off bulk and junk mail spammers but also to give you the therapeutic benefit of a thrilling sense of wicked enjoyment.

There are step by step instructions for mailing a housebrick, an old broken blender and even old text books to the well deserving junk mailer.

Another great 'mail tale' about a guy who kept ignoring his dentist bills goes like this....

Now this chap must have had the worlds most patient and non-confronting dentist ever because.....

Finally after some time, another bill arrived with this notation  -   "This Bill Is Now One Year Old....Please Settle This Account Immediately"..

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He mailed it back to his dentist with this notation -   "Happy BirthDay"

Keep Smilin While Mailing Bricks!!

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