The Australian Stimulus (Stimuless) Payment | australian stimulus payment
Important Information on the Australian Stimulus ('Stimuless') Payment
You have just got to love this stuff.
'Hey Australia are we going to help you out big time with our Stimulus Package? you bet.' Sounds almost erotic!!
But, oh my! our esteemed opposition leader Malcolm Turnbull still has his doubts about the value of Mr Rudd's $42billion package.
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'Our Prime Minister has thrown all the conventional rules of economics and financial management out of the proverbial window' he lamented.
In true Aussie style though, someone found the humor in all this...enjoy..
Soon Australian taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.
This very exciting new program is explained below using a Q and A format:
"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to Taxpayers.
"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.
"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. Only a smidgen.
"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up."
Author: unknown but much appreciated
Big Aussie Hugs
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Oh…Lorrette!!!!! You really made my day…I was laughing so much and so hard, my cheeks hurts and had to look for my tissues through blurry wet eyes to wipe the tears of laughter away!!!
I think we should make our own stimulus package and not rely on the government for that! It really is a big joke….. I thought they were smarter than that but I guess they couldn’t think of anything else…maybe they should contact me!
You all have a gorgeous day!!!
Marie-Dominique
Queensland Australia.
Marie what an absolutely lovely and exuberant comment. I am thrilled that the post has tickled your sense of humor. I Look forward to you visiting us again soon. You have a gorgeous day as well and enjoy good things always.
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Lorrette