How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't you just love animal humor, especially when it is served up to take the mickey out of us humanoids. This little beauty about dogs and light bulbs found its way into my in-box and then just as quickly made its way onto this page.
These classic and well thought out K9 responses are so well suited to each breed. If you own any of the dogs mentioned below you will no doubt agree that yep, that about sounds like a '......' - enjoy.
Oh, and if you have any animal tales of your own then share them. Send them in and we will feature them and you, if you wish, right here on Daily Screw-Ups.
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So - How many dogs does it take.... to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
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6. Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
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10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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15.How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
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I came across a fabulous site today called Maverick- Home of the World's Funniest Pets. These guys have got some excellent calendars featuring dogs, pigs, cats and guinea pigs.
My personal favourite was the Make Over Mutts a Father & son team, Bodgett and Scarper, painting, papering, sanding and making over a country house...
You just have to get over there and take a look.
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Great Post! I personally really like your content. This is a great website. I will make sure that I stop back again!.
Great Sandy, hope you do!
Lorrette
Lorette I am a great fan of your blogs your posts are interesting and very funny, I love the fact that you reply back to your commentors most blog owners do not bother. Nice one
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Hello There Giz
Well thank you so much – I do really appreciate your positive feedback and more so the fact that you enjoy visiting the blog, you are always most welcome and I look forward to seeing you here again soon.
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Lorrette
I like the comment regarding the bull dog I have 3 bulldogs and yes they would say do it yourself, really like that comment LOL
Hi William
And I guess no-one’s going to argue with a Bulldog (or three) …right??
Cheers
Lorrette
My Hungarian Puli Whoopie would say: Can’t you see I am counting sheep, who needs a light bulb anyway?
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Hi Sara
Oh how fabulous that you have a Puli – they are one of my favorite dogs! Yep I agree Whoopie would be far more interested in the back of her eyelids …LOL! Give her a big fluffy DSU hug!
Cheers
Lorrette
I loved reading this, so funny. I own a Bulldog and his reply would be, “change it yourself, cant u see im busy”
Hi Cindy
LOL ..I love it and I must say ..who in their right mind would argue with what a bulldog had to say?? Pleased you enjoyed it and thanks for visiting.
Celebrate Life with A Happy Bulldog!!
Lorrette
LOL! How long did it take you to come up with this list. I have a Greyhound and if it isn’t moving it really does not care! Nice
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Hey Dennis, thanks glad you enjoyed the post. We have friend who has a wippet that we often ‘babysit’ – I got to tell you, same thing – ‘no interest = no movement’.
Celebrate life with an interested dog
Lorrette
This article absolutely cracked me up! I loved the lines about the collie and aussie. Don’t use them to drive cows together – collies drive from the head and aussies from the heel – so the cows just turn in circles.
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ROFL!!…..I love it, takes a great mind to figure that one….great stuff, thanks. Still LOL!!
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Lorrette
It’s amazing how even a post about dogs will attract a crowd. Great post!
Well thank you for your positive feedback.
Great. Some og the answers in the list really say something about the dog breeds: Border collie the most clever, Goldens the most positive etc.:-)
It is truly amazing how many of us had it wrong!!
Wow. Good post. I like your articles a lot. your website is simple yet it provides amazing stuff that are very informative. I look forward to reading more.
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Many thanks!
These responses are adorable. I can imagine in my head all these dogs trying to change a light bulb. Very cute.
Thank you Scott for your comment and your visit.
Cheers
Lorrette
I just want to thank you for giving me today’s laugh, I do know dogs and I must say that I recognize most of the dogs that you mention in your story.
Carl, it is a pleasure and how lovely that we made you laugh. Visit us again soon.
Hey you forgot the English bulldog. OK, I am be a little partial as I have owned three – cool post.
Daniel, thank you. Perhaps you would like to submit to us what you believe one of your English Bulldogs would say in this situation – we should be happy to include it with a direct reference to you and /or your dogs. Thanks for visiting and for your positive feedback.
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Lorrette
A very nice niche blog, and a good design there sparks Simplicity yet complex algorithm of the internet. Thanks man You rock
Thank you and thanks for visiting
This is a very cool post. I was much intrigued with the title. I’ve also read some of your posts and it’s great. Hope to read more of your thoughts.
Thanks Stan and thanks for visiting.
I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.